The world is ending. And it’s happening at table 9…
TOTAL THEATRE AWARD at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2006
“Beautifully observed … wonderfully witty … I laughed until I cried” (The Guardian)
Inspired by T.S. Eliot’s poem of the same name, Hysteria makes us witnesses to a painstaking attempt at social interaction. A man and a woman are on the most awkward dinner date of their lives. He is an academic whose research into modern day neuroses is threatening his sanity, she is an events manager who’s terrified of missing the party. Caught in the middle is their mortified waiter. With humour, physicality and visceral sound and lighting, Hysteria draws its audience into a world where the main course is a fight for survival and a banana can move you to tears.
Hysteria premiered at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2006 where it won a Total Theatre Award and was shortlisted for the Carol Tambor Award.
Inspector Sands is a collective of award-winning theatre-makers with a body of acclaimed work between them. Hysteria is a co-production with Stamping Ground Theatre whose A Quiet Afternoon received rave reviews at the Edinburgh Fringe 2004 and on its UK and Irish Tours.
This compilation of dialogues and monologues delves into men´s fear of truly being seen or understood. The loneliness, aggression, and rawness of the characters are laid bare by a series of short interviews conducted by a silent female figure. Movement and visual passages disrupt the text to highlight suppressed motives.



Fred is dead but he´s not done talking. Anna is fed up with her stinky life in the East. Jens and Andreas are on the look-out for unsuspecting capitalist slobs. Edna is in the bathroom without a clue. The Royal Insults are on their way to fame without a map.
Blind Date meets Blue Velvet.
Salome, the woman who asked for the head of John the Baptist, is set in a modern world of sexual transgression and murder. Three women encompass different archetypes that offer insight into Salome´s complex corridors of desire, sexuality, femininity and violence. They unveil a collection ofg paradoxes that provides no definitions.